Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
