I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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