So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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