should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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