they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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