I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Randomize
