So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Randomize
