gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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