STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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