im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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