Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Randomize
