Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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