community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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