A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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