Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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