Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Quick, to the slutcave!
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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