I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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