Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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