Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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