he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Shame - the story of my life.
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