I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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