It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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