Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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