You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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