Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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