no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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