I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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