we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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