How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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