Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
It was like getting head from an anaconda
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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