i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
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