so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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