I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
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