need another drink. this is the easiest way
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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