Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
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