I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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