She announced her abortion via fbk
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
The Olympian is in my bed
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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