ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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