fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Just puked most of my soul out..
Randomize
