I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I bet he comes in French.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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