I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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