so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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