planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
