He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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