I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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