I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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