Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
Randomize
