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So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time

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(303): View more from Colorado

My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother

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(856): View more from New Jersey

We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet

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(727): View more from Florida

Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".

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(719): View more from Colorado

No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located

(603): View more from New Hampshire

Importance

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(727): View more from Florida

would you eat cereal with weed in it

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who is this???

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