it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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