Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
