You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Still dying that you shit outside
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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